The West Wing

Jun 25

• C.J.: The pwesident needs to be bweefed on the events of the day
• Toby: C.J., so help me, if you use the words 'Pwesident' or 'bweefed' again...

• Josh: I really think this isn't as bad as you're making it out to be!
• C.J.: A SECWET PWAN TO FIGHT INFWATION?!
• Toby: Okay, C.J., for a little while you're going to have to write it down
• Sam: We've got a problem.
• Toby: No kidding!
• Sam: It's not Josh.
• Josh: Praise God!

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claudiajeaned:

if you’re not watching The West Wing, there’s something wrong with you.

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• Toby: Sam feels we're zeroing in on it
• Josh: You haven't found it yet?
• Toby: We've been navigating by the North Star, which turned out to be the Delta Shuttle from LaGuardia. It's a miracle we're not in Nantucket right now.

• Josh: What the hell happened?
• C.J.: I had woot canow.
• Josh: What happened to your cheek?
• C.J.: I had woot canow!
• Josh: Why are you talking like that?
• C.J.: I. HAD. WOOT. CANOW!!!
• Josh: (smiling) Yeah, I heard you the first time. I was just amusing myself.
• C.J.: I could suggesh some other things you could do with yourshelf...
• Josh: Are you in pain?
• C.J.: I HAD WOOT CANOW!
• Josh: You're going to need to stop saying that, because you just look and sound so ridiculous.
• C.J.: I have to cancel the bweefing.